Feeling safe enough to use 'password123' as my password.
When your password is so secure even you can't remember it.
Encrypting my love life with AES-256.
Trust me, I'm an expert at remembering all my forgotten passwords.
Just did a risk assessment of my life, and it's not looking good.
If procrastination was a security threat, I'd be the most secure person alive.
My WiFi password is longer than my attention span.