Acing exams and avoiding tackles, just another day at college.
When your GPA is as high as your quarterback's passer rating.
The only team I'm loyal to is my intramural squad.
My Friday night lights involve a field, not a party.
Drafted by my textbooks, but my heart's on the field.
My game face is just my regular face during finals week.
Sorry, can't hear you over the roar of the crowd.