Officially declaring my major in 'Surviving Early Morning Classes with Caffeine.' Let's hope I pass the prerequisites.
Announcing my enrollment in the prestigious University of Pajamas. Time to earn my degree in Comfort Studies.
Announcing my acceptance into the School of Napping - I've already got my major in Snoozeology.
Formally announcing my new position as Chief Procrastination Officer at College. Let's celebrate... tomorrow.