Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.
It's official! I'm taking the next step in my education journey. College, here I come!
The wait is over! Thrilled to share that I'll be pursuing higher education at college!
Officially declaring my major in 'Surviving Early Morning Classes with Caffeine.' Let's hope I pass the prerequisites.
Ready to embark on this new chapter! College acceptance letter in hand, let's do this!
Announcing my enrollment in the prestigious University of Pajamas. Time to earn my degree in Comfort Studies.

Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Announcing my acceptance into the School of Napping - I've already got my major in Snoozeology.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Formally announcing my new position as Chief Procrastination Officer at College. Let's celebrate... tomorrow.