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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

I feel bad for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin

I love to drink martinis, two at the very most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host! Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. Dorothy Parker

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