Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

A man who lies about beer makes enemies. Stephen King

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. W. C. Fields

Cocktails are a present you give to yourself.

Cocktails are a present you give to yourself.

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