I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three, I'm under the table; after four, I'm under my host.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather, and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.