Cocktails may not solve your problems, but they're definitely worth a shot.

Cocktails may not solve your problems, but they're definitely worth a shot.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. James Thurber

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

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