I'm not clumsy, I'm just exploring gravity's limits.
I dance like nobody's watching, mainly because they're all worried I'll trip them.
Life's too short to be graceful all the time.
Tripping over my own shadow since day one.
Clumsiness is just my way of testing the floor's reliability.
My clumsiness adds a dash of unpredictability to life.
I don't fall, I do random gravity checks.