Thinking about starting a 'hymn workout' class. Because those books are heavy!
When the pastor starts speaking in tongues and your stomach growls back.
At church, even the devil sits quietly in the back row.
They say 'church clothes,' I say 'Sunday best PJs.'
Church, where I go to cleanse my soul and plan my next sin.
When I go to church, I bring my own 'holy water' in a flask.
Heading to church to confess my sins... or maybe just to see if they have Wi-Fi.