Dear Santa, I can explain...
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking about your diet.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Keep calm and jingle on.
Believe in your elf.
You're the Grinch to my Christmas cheer.