When the weather gets cold, my bed gets warmer.
Hot cocoa is my survival kit for cold days.
My thermostat and I are not on speaking terms anymore.
Trying to stay warm but my coffee keeps freezing.
Layering up like an onion because it's so darn cold.
If only my heating bill had a sense of humor.
Dear winter, please be gentle. My nose is fragile.
My winter bod is just me adding layers for warmth.
I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-blanket.