When life gives you a cheating ex, make jokes, not war.
Turning betrayal into laughter, one cheater at a time.
If cheating was an Olympic sport, my ex would've taken gold.
Found out my ex was cheating. Turns out, they were just trying to win hide and seek!
Exquisite lies and betrayal, a tale as old as time.
My ex could've written a book called 'The Art of Deception.'