Friends are therapists you can drink with.
Friendship is finding someone as weird as you are.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
Real friends don't judge each other. They judge other people... together.
Friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
Life is better with friends. Especially when they're as crazy as you are.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Friends don't let friends do silly things alone. That's what friendship is for!