I'm not stalking. I'm just researching my favorite celebrity intensely.
I don't need a hero. I have my celebrity crush.
If loving my celebrity idol is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Celebrities are like vitamins to my soul. I need them daily.
Being a fan is easy, but being a stalker takes dedication.
My celebrity crush thinks I'm cute. Well, in my dreams.
If I ever met my idol, I'd probably faint. Or propose. Depends on the day.