Got 99 problems, but a bad hand ain't one.
I'm not a gambler, I'm just excellent at strategic risk-taking with cards.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for aces!
Dealing with cards like a boss, no poker face needed!
Life is like a deck of cards, you never know what hand you'll get dealt.
Shuffling through life one card at a time.
In a relationship with my deck of cards. It's a full house of love!