Confidence isn't walking into a room thinking you're better than everyone, it's walking in not having to compare yourself to anyone at all.
Unexpectedly away, but always thinking of you.
My resume says I'm a great multitasker, but really I'm just good at pretending to listen while thinking about pizza.
Staring into the distance like I'm in a dramatic movie, but in reality, I'm just thinking about tacos.
Serious on the outside, secretly thinking about pizza toppings on the inside.
Thinking about ontology and suddenly questioning your own existence.
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