My fake boyfriend is better than your ex-boyfriend. 😏💔
Finally unfollowed my ex, but I still follow pizza delivery.
Ex-communicated from ex's life. Feeling lighter already!
Sending my ex a 'thank you' card for the heartbreak. Now I'm a certified expert in self-growth.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at your ex. Sour but satisfying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my ex is trash, and this poem is too.
I'm not saying my ex is a snake, but they did shed their skin and slither away.
Deleting ex's number is like Santa - I know he's not real, but it feels good to let go of the fantasy.
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