Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad.
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Canada is not a country for the cold of heart or the cold of feet.
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice, and tolerance.
Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world.
Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world.