#Canada is not merely a nation It is a sanctuary of freedom and justice a haven for the oppressed an ideal that can light up the world.
#Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
#Canada is like an old cow The West feeds it #Ontario and Quebec milk it And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes..
#Canada is a place of infinite promise We like the people and if one ever had to emigrate this would be the destination not the USA.