California is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land.
California is an incredible state. It's got the best climate in the country.
California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the winter never comes at all.
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
California is like an artificial limb the rest of the country doesn't really need. You can quote me on that.
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.
California is an unbelievable state. One day I might live there.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see.
California is an island, and New York's Manhattan is another island.
I love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world.
California, that on the sandy shore doth stand...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
California is always in my mind.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You haven't lived until you've died in California.