Life is too short to wear boring colors. That's why I choose black!
In a world full of colors, be someone's shade of black.
Dressed in black because I'm mourning the loss of my motivation to wear any other color.
Wearing black like it's a uniform for being effortlessly cool.
Wearing black today as a preemptive funeral for my motivation to socialize.
Wearing black from head to toe, because black is my happy color!