Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday, I will forget yours if you forget mine!
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn't for you.
Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.