Trying to find a parking spot on a Sunday is my cardio.
When your phone autocorrects 'holy' to 'haha' - sorry, God.
When life gives you lemons, remember who turned water into wine.
When you wake up for church but end up in the kitchen eating brunch instead.
That moment when you accidentally 'amen' to someone's complaint.
The only time 'Let there be light' doesn't apply is when you're trying to sleep in.
When someone asks me if I have plans on a Sunday...