They say wisdom comes with age. Lies! Age comes alone. Happy Birthday, oldie!
You're not aging — you're leveling up! Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.
To my best friend on your birthday, may your day be as beautiful as a unicorn farting rainbows.
Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with our weirdness, and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday, bestie!