I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
My behavior is as unpredictable as British weather.
If my behavior had a resume, it would have 'unconventional' under skills.
I'm not clumsy, my behavior just prefers a dramatic entrance.
My behavior is like Wi-Fi, it's either strong or non-existent.
My behavior is directly proportional to the time I spend without food.