Defense so tight, they call me the human flytrap.
Me trying to play basketball is like a giraffe trying to ice skate.
When your jump shot is as smooth as butter but your defense is like a sieve.
When you try to dunk but end up looking like a flying penguin.
When you're on the court, but your mind is already at the post-game pizza party.
When you're dribbling down the court, but your mind is thinking about what to eat after the game.
When you shoot your shot and miss so badly, you question if you're even in the right gym.
When your basketball skills are inversely proportional to your shoe size.