Received the 'Master Procrastinator' award. I'll make a speech about it... eventually.
Humbled to receive the 'Best Procrastination Enabler' award. Delaying the inevitable like a pro!
Honored to be the 'Social Media Stalker of the Year.' My scrolling game is unparalleled!
Just won the 'Best Couch Potato' award. My dedication to Netflix is finally paying off!