The only time 'I'm low on battery' sounds like a crisis is when it's your iPhone talking.
I'm not addicted to Apple products, I'm just in a committed relationship with innovation.
I told Siri I love her, she said 'I bet you say that to all your Apple devices.'
My Apple Watch reminds me to stand up... but all I do is walk to the fridge.
I accidentally dropped my AirPods in water... they became iSeaPods.
Just realized my Apple products have better social lives than I do... they're always networking.