Congratulations! You're like a fine wine, getting better with age. Happy Anniversary!
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap. Happy Anniversary!
Congratulations! You've officially reached the level where you can annoy each other forever. Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary! Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park, that is!
Cheers to another year of tolerating each other!
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband! Happy Anniversary!
It's amazing how long we've put up with each other. Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is a workshop... where husband works and wife shops! Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary! Remember, if at first, you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.