Just taught my dog to fetch my dreams. Still waiting...
In a committed relationship with my bed. The cat approves.
Trying to impress my cat with my acrobatic skills like...
If animals could text, my dog would definitely send me 'BRB, chasing tail.'
When you and your pet parrot share the same taste in music.
When your pet rock has better dance moves than you.
My spirit animal is a sloth on a Monday morning.