I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💁♂️💬
I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕️
Trying to be a morning person, but I'm not a mourning person. ☀️😴
I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravitationally challenged. 🤷♂️⚠️
Eating pizza alone counts as a balanced diet, right? 🍕🤔
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷