Got my cowboy boots on and ready to yeehaw my way through America.
Lost my heart in the land of the free, but found it again in a pizza slice.
Went to America and all I got was a selfie with a squirrel.
They say everything's bigger in America. My appetite can vouch for that.
Feeling more American by the minute. Someone hand me a hotdog, please.
Feeling patriotic AF, but mainly because of the fireworks and BBQs.
Embarked on an American adventure. Got lost twice, found tacos once.
Took a detour in America and ended up at a roadside diner. Best decision ever.
In America, we trust... the GPS to find the nearest donut shop.