Officially a master of procrastination and last-minute submissions.
Just got my master's degree – now qualified to adult harder.
Mastered the art of late-night studying and early-morning coffee.
Successfully mastered the art of answering questions with more questions.
Successfully turned caffeine into a master's degree.
Mastered the art of pretending to look busy while doing nothing.
Just got my masters, now accepting job offers and coffee.